These are the rules for paging Janet.  Only use this number if you agree to the rules.

1.  No paging during normal business hours.  Normal business hours are 9 am to 5:30 pm Monday through Friday.  We are closed for all major holidays.

2. If you page during normal business hours, expect to pay a $50 fee for inappropriate use of the paging service.  The staff at Comp-U-Talk know where I am at during operating hours, and if they are unable to help you, they will know how to contact me and whether it is appropriate to interrupt the project that has my current attention.  You can contact the office at 756-8770.

3.  No paging after 10 pm.  My brain dies at 9:30 pm.  Trust me, you don't want me trying to solve your problem when I'm sleeping.

4.  No paging before 7 am.  Even better if  you can wait until 8 am.  I'm normally done exercising and showering by then.

5.  My pager is deaf.  It cannot hear you when you speak.  When you hear a man say "Please enter the number where you may be reached"  type your phone number using the keypad of the phone you are calling from.  If you don't, I won't know which phone number to call.

6. Please be patient for the call back.  I frequent places where cell phones get no reception.  I might need to drive somewhere before I am able to call back.

7.  If you have not received a call back within 1 hour it means I left the pager on my dresser, I'm at a funeral or wedding, or the battery is dead.  So sorry.  Try again later.

8.  After hour labor rates are $95/hour.  There is a $50 minimum.  If you are paging for anything other than coosnet connection issues, have your credit card number handy.